Sacred Pleasure is Available in Your Real Life… Today.
A 3-day virtual retreat to discover your personal portal into sacred pleasure - on hard days, low energy days, days your body doesn't cooperate, and every day in between
Virtual Retreat • May 29-31, 2026
Full Moon in Sagittarius
Sacred pleasure is not conditional on looking or feeling a certain way.
Pleasure is always available.
Even on challenging health days. Even when libido feels low. Even when you haven’t had time to sit at your altar or connect with the goddess in weeks.
Pleasure is not just something you get to have once in a while when conditions perfectly align.
Imagine having a sacred practice that makes pleasure available to you…
all. the. time.
Your desires are sacred and your pleasure is divine.
The Temple of Sacred Desire Virtual Retreat is for you.
Deadline to register is May 22
Do these sound like you?
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You're at odds with your body
Whether you struggle with chronic illness, body image, or other challenges, you don’t always feel like you can trust your physical body.
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You can't name what you want
It’s hard to put into words exactly what you desire - in bed, in life… let alone how to bring those desires into reality.
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You feel guilty or ashamed
Purity culture, religious upbringing, and patriarchy all do the most when it comes to keeping us small - you don’t have to keep carrying that guilt that isn’t even yours to begin with.
Everything about our society tells us that pleasure isn’t available.
It’s frivolous, selfish, shameful, indulgent, and a waste of time and money.
You’re told you don’t deserve something just because it feels good - you have to earn it. And the goal post is always, always moving.
You’re told don’t eat the delicious food you want or you’ll gain curves - a cardinal sin in the eyes of the skinny-obsessed.
You’re told don’t dress slutty or you’ll be a distraction - the early 2000s child in me still feels a little guilty when I wear a midriff-baring crop top in public, (oh my.)
You’re told don’t be queer or poly or kinky or anything other than the straight-laced, WASPy, vanilla Stepford wife who doesn’t take up too much space.
We’re certainly told don’t mix the sacred and the profane, the spiritual and the sexy.
And the worst part is? Your body has believed the lie it’s been told over and over again.
That pleasure is conditional. That it’s a reward to be earned. That it’s something shameful to be hidden away.
That all the circumstances of life have to line up just perfectly for a fleeting moment of pleasure to be allowed -
Your schedule lines up with your partner’s and with the babysitter’s.
Your body is feeling strong and healthy and you remembered to shave.
You have enough energy and charged your favorite vibrator.
Patriarchy pastes these rules and regulations all over our bodies - without our consent. The absolute best way to move past them?
Normalize breaking the rules.
Eat an extra slice of chocolate cake. Wear the crop top. Kiss a girl (or any gender - but kiss ‘em like you mean it.)
Allow yourself to claim a little bit of comfort or sensuality, even if you don’t have it in you to go for a whole erotic smorgasbord.
Make your next orgasm an offering to the goddess.
But breaking the rules is easier said than done - even when we deeply, fiercely crave the freedom that’s on the other side.
That’s why witnessing and being witnessed in this work is key.
When you’re in the room with other witches who are done pretending they don’t want what they want. When you hear someone say the thing out loud that you’ve only ever imagined in private, (with the covers pulled over your head.)
Your desires - especially the ones you’ve felt weird about - are not only totally normal, they’re sacred AF. You deserve to go after them and being in spaces where those conversations are normal will change the game for you.
During the virtual retreat, you will:
🌹 Reframe limiting beliefs that are holding you back from seeing your desires as sacred and accessing pleasure
🌹 Craft your own altar or sacred boudoir space where your pleasure is the offering
🌹 Learn to access pleasure of all kinds in any setting, honoring the needs of your body, heart, energy, sexuality, identity, and more - a pleasure practice that is fully unique to you
🌹 Feel witnessed in your sacred desires and experience what life is like when you actually don’t give AF what anyone else thinks - but you’re surrounded by people who hype up whatever you want anyway
Meet Your Guide - Tenae Stewart
Hi, I'm Tenae! I’m a solo poly bi cottage witch - I’ve broken the rules in every area of my life and at every possible turn. My relationships, my sexuality, my home, my spirituality, and my work all go against the grain that society told me to stay in.
I live with chronic illness (IBS) and have experienced my fair share of pain, not trusting my body, and not feeling sexy (at all). I’ve also navigated significant grief and loss in my life and I know all too well what it’s like to find yourself in the underworld.
As your guide for this virtual retreat, I’m coming to you in my role as the Dark Moon Priestess and an astrological mentor. It’s my mission to weave together pleasure practices, shadow work, self-trust, and the wisdom of the moon and stars to help you live the magickal life of your wildest dreams.
Retreat Schedule
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Opening Ceremony
We will open our sacred space together on Friday evening with a ceremony guided by Tenae:
🔥 shadow work reflection practice
🔥 meditation to meet your pleasure goddess or guide
🔥 sensual offering to your body as sacred
Live: Friday, May 29 at 5pm Pacific
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Workshops
Throughout our main retreat day, we’ll gather for workshops on:
🌹 Crafting Your Pleasure Altar and Sacred Boudoir with Tenae
🌹 Embodiment (TBA) with Melissa Gutierrez
🌹 Solo Sex Magic and Self-Pleasure for Ancestral Healing with Tenae
Live: Saturday, May 30 at 12pm / 2:30pm / 5pm Pacific
Topics subject to change -
Full Moon Ritual
To close our sacred gathering, we’ll come together one final time on the Full Moon in Sagittarius to:
💖 share and witness one another
💖 pull oracle cards
💖 initiate you into this next chapter of sacred pleasure as your birthright
Live: Sunday, May 31 at 11am Pacific
Also includes:
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Gift Box
Your retreat registration includes a beautiful, curated gift box, hand-packed by Tenae and mailed to you:
🔥 Tea light candles anointed with rose oil blessed under the Venusian Full Moon in Libra for our ceremonies
🔥 Hand-blended custom rose tea to enjoy throughout the weekend
🔥 Custom-selected crystal
🔥 Compact mirror for sacred mirror work
🔥 Hand-blended Venusian bath salts to use Saturday evening after our longest day of sessions (or whenever you like - great for foot baths too, if you don’t have a tub!)
Note: Includes free shipping. If you are located outside of the US, your box may not arrive in time for the retreat but you will still be able to enjoy all of the goodies in divine timing!
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Cosmic Map to Pleasure
You’ll receive a document ahead of the retreat that lists out all of the most important pleasure codes in your astrology chart so you have a map to understanding your unique relationship with pleasure, including:
✨ Venus - how you naturally experience pleasure and allow yourself to receive
✨ Vesta - what’s sacred to you about pleasure
✨ Black Moon Lilith - what you find taboo (and secretly desire) and the true source of your power
and more!
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Group Chat
To maintain the energy and feeling of a true retreat, we’ll have a group chat to keep the vibe high in between sessions!
The group chat will be hosted in Whatsapp and will be a place to:
💖 share about yourself and your life
💖 witness and normalize each other’s wants
💖 process and shift shadows that come up
💖 make new witchy, sex positive friends
The chat will be live for one week following the retreat.
Investment: $444 or two payments of $244
25% off for Starlight Coven members!
You're ready to discover how pleasure can always be available to you - and how to turn it on in sacred, sensual ways at any time.
This retreat is about rewiring the way society has taught you to relate to your body, your desires, and pleasure itself…
so you can have the comfort, joy, self-expression - and don’t forget orgasms - that you deserve.
Deadline to register is May 22
FAQs
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If you're curious about astrology, witchcraft, and sex magic, and you’re ready to create pleasure practices that feel truly accessible to you, this event is for you!
This event might not be for you if you are actively processing trauma around sexuality or the body. This is not a trauma healing container, nor a substitute for therapy or mental health support.
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The live sessions will be happening:
Friday, May 29 at 5pm Pacific
Saturday, May 30 at 12pm Pacific
Saturday, May 30 at 2:30pm Pacific
Saturday, May 30 at 5pm Pacific
Sunday, May 31 at 11am Pacific
Your registration includes lifetime access to replays as both videos and via private podcast.
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You will have lifetime access to the replays as videos and via private podcast. If you know you won’t be able to attend the live sessions, or if something comes up last minute, no worries - you’ll still get your gift box in the mail, your Cosmic Map to Pleasure document, and the recordings.
I do encourage you to set the time aside though as it will be a powerful few days together!
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We will do our best to get the gift boxes shipped out with ample time to arrive to U.S.-based attendees but, of course, once they have left our hands, we don’t have control over them anymore! If you are outside of the U.S., it is less likely that your box will arrive before the virtual retreat.
If your box arrives late, no worries - you’ll still get to enjoy all the goodies in exactly the divine timing you were meant to.
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This will be a document you’ll receive that will be customized to your birth chart. It will feature a list of the different placements or “pleasure codes” in your chart by sign and house and a general interpretation of what that means (a few words for each placement.)
It is not a full astrology reading but it will be a very useful tool in starting to understand how you are uniquely coded for pleasure - sacred or otherwise!
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No, refunds will not be issued for this event so please be sure you are ready to sign up when you register.